How to stand out from the crowd at that most colourful of events, Preston’s Caribbean Carnival, in 5 easy lessons
1 Ignore all colour and dress in black and white with perhaps a “pop” of red.
2 Look unexpectedly serious and walk slowly when others are dancing
3 Ensure all make-up is refreshed regularly
4 Stop long enough for the photographers
5 If all the above fail, then you can always run across the road waving a bendy stick.
Can’t wait for next year’s Carnival!